Panda!

Since I told my sister we will start trying but only on the least probable times so it it happens, then it happens. After hearing about this, she would ask me every month, no fail, if my period has arrived and right after she asks the question, long behold, my period would come marching over. 

Looking for some budget friendly family fun, my sister purchased a museum membership that allows her to visit the Buffalo Science Museum till her hearts content. During one of her visits, the museum was showing a National Geographic film about Pandas and immediately she thought of me when they started to talk about reproduction.

Making it her mission to have me reproduce, she immediately called me and told me that I was a Panda. She then poured out to me her newly acquired knowledge that female pandas only ovulate once a year leaving them with a short window of two to three days out of the year to reproduce. This was her reasoning of why despite my efforts, I have not yet successfully conceived. Therefore, to make sure I don't miss the opportunity we should be trying every single day. 

My "husband" hearing about this happily accepted it as a sign that we should be more intimate in our relationship. As a result, both my sister and my better half has teamed up on me to expedite the baby producing process. Being brainwashed and starting to feel a bit paranoid, I decided to take my sister's thoughts into consideration and give it a better try. 

Big sisters never fail to make fun of the little sisters.

After having two girls that drive her off the walls, my sister anxiously awaits for the day I have my own children. That way she can hold a newborn and give it back when she gets bored. I advised her that I wasn't ready for such a commitment yet, and a big part of me lack the desire to reproduce. 

As a result, she came up with this illustration of my ovaries trying to saw themselves free from the fallopian tubes whenever sperm attempts to get close. Most of the sperms, out of freight would run off in the other direction. In her mind, it seems like my body is at war with my partners. This is her way of convincing me to start trying to have kids because at this rate, I may never get pregnant. 

She does have a strange way of convincing people